Substitute hunt

So, on the plus side this morning, it seems to develop into an excellent hair day, which is most welcome. In my little purse of minus lies accident including vicious razorblade. Also, I'm all out of toothpaste. A catastrophy for a dental maniac. One could maybe use Yes handwash? I have the green stuff. Or that acid toilet cleaning powder? No? Fresh lemon then? Some kind of tree bark? To knock on my neighbour's door is perhaps the most appealing anyway. I'll give you a full report later on with, hopefully, bright shining and clean teeth.